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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

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y-o-n-c-e:

ive been drankin

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dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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beyoncebeytwice:

if u go through my phones call log all you see is my mothers number over and over

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